Sunday Not Necessarily Funday

Dearest students,

We do hope you are all enjoying the holiday weekend and pursuing all manners of joy. Perhaps you're taking some significant fashion risks and rocking a white short. Remember Headmistress Raphael’s rule: if they aren't splitting you at the vagina, they aren't tight enough.

For our first semester (month), most of your lessons have been posted with some surprises happening in the next few weeks. Once your August Semester starts, you will be receiving a lesson in your e-mail every week. But please stay alert for extra credit opportunities.

We would love to say you don't have homework this holiday weekend, but alas, the journey of significance begins with a single step (ideally in heels.)

ASSIGNMENT: Set aside a few quiet moments to jot down a few lines about what leading a life of significance means to you and send here.

Your Headmistresses,

Ms. Jessica St. Clair and Mrs. June Diane Raphael.