Head Mistresses

  • Jessica St. Clair Headshot

    Ms. Jessica St. Clair

    Ms. Jessica St. Clair began her journey of significance on the mean streets of suburban New Jersey. Her transformation from a young girl with Hugh Grant’s haircut from “Four Weddings and a Funeral” with a dead front tooth to the woman of significance she is today is the stuff of legends.

    A founding member of The Deep Dive Academy, she received her PHD in Significance with a concentration in Coastal Grandma. She is an adjunct professor at the “If You Can’t Tone It, Tan It Institute of Self Tanning.” Areas of expertise include but are not limited to: Anne of Green Gables, French girl anything and how to apply your own fake eyelashes whilst driving.

    When she’s not inspiring the hardworking pupils of the Academy, Ms. St. Clair can be found disassociating in the bargain aisles of T.J. Maxx Homegoods.

    insta: @stclairjessica

  • June Diane Raphael Headshot

    Mrs. June Diane Raphael

    Before taking on the position of Head Mistress of The Deep Dive Academy of Significance, Mrs. Raphael spent years as a field researcher of life. She is honored to share her learnings with the founding class of TDDA.

    Mrs. Raphael holds a master’s in excellence from The Wilson-Vilaysack Graduate School of Communications. She also holds a BFA in womanhood and sexuality from The University of McConkey.

    Mrs. Raphael might soon be Dr. Raphael as she is currently pursuing her Ph. D. from MIT (The Mascara Institute of Technology).

    When she isn’t poring over her students’ coursework (photos of them in resort wear/pictures of their latest cat eye), she enjoys spending time with her beloved English Bulldog Meatball.

    insta: @junediane